Vinyl Out The Wazoo Bundles!

As most of you know, The Cryptic Corporation have been overseeing the careers of The Residents since day one.  Over the years, everytime the Residents released a new product, The Cryptics added some copies to the band’s official archive.  But since the Residents have been making music now for over 50 years, the archives are overflowing!

So, the Cryptic Corporation and The Residents have decided to release some of these items to you, the fans. 

The first offering was the very popular “CDs Out The Wazoo Archive Bundle”.  Now we have opened the closets again and this time came up with vinyl!  Well to the "Vinyl Out The Wazoo" packages.  Each bundle will include 4 random, different  LPs from The Cryptic archives.  Each LP will be marked with a special holograph that indicates that it is an official copy from the band’s archive.  They come housed in a nice bag and are accompanied by a certificate of authenticity that has been signed by The Residents as well as Homer Flynn, president of the Cryptic Corp.  Even Santa Dog has added a stamp of his little paw print. 

The LPs are random and are from the bands own archive.  There are very few of these bundles being offered.  Once they are gone, they are gone for good.  Don’t delay!  Get your piece of Residents history today!