Hey Everybody - Homer Flynn, President of the Cryptic Corporation here with a few words about the upcoming Residents’ Eskimo tour. Featuring five new songs based on authentic Inuit folktales, the show will focus on the classic Eskimo album from 1979, along with a few surprises. Not only is this a show you do not want to miss but we’re also offering a chance to meet and greet - who else - ME! That’s right, we are offering a bonzo, boffo VIP package which includes a Residents’ beanie, a special T-Shirt not available anywhere else AND it all comes in a special tour only bag. AND… you can also get your photo taken with me in front of this backdrop of THE FACELESS FOUR! All of this for a measly hundred and fifty quakers, plus chickenshit fees, of course. Is this wacky, wild and wombo …HO! HO! HO!… or what?
Eskimo Tour VIP Meet-N-Greet Packages - $150 add on per person (doesn’t include ticket)
For all the shows in the Continental US, we are offering special VIP packages that include the following:
Merchandise Bundle that includes an exclusive Residents T-Shirt (not available anywhere else), an exclusive Residents Eskimo Beanie (exclusive to the VIP packs) and comes housed in a record bag.
We will have a full sized backdrop of The Residents that VIPs can take their photos infront of with Homer.
A Meet-n-Greet with the Presidents of the Cryptic Corporation, Homer Flynn. Meet the man that heads the Residents’ management company. MnG will take place 90 minutes before the show and will be limited to 30 minutes total. Get your picture taken with the man that has been instrumental in guiding the careers of The Residents.
After the M & G, you can stay in the venue and even buy merchandise before the crowds come in.
PLEASE NOTE: VIP Package DOES NOT include a ticket to the show. You need to buy the ticket separately.
Only a very limited amount of these VIP packages will be available for each show. Get yours today!
